August 2009
3 posts
July 2009
16 posts
The Sound Of 27/07/09
A new thing.
Every Monday, I’m going to compile 10 tracks that I’ve been listening to which have defined the week previous for me. Some new songs, some old songs. Many different styles. Partly done as an audio diary, partly done to share new music with the few interested souls that follow this blog.
Its over here if you fancy it.
There’s classic electronica from 1994,...
Return But Don't Remain
I finally did the obvious and deleted Facebook this weekend as I’m just sick to the back teeth of the time it sucks from me on a daily basis plus the endless whittering of those I don’t especially care about putting me into fouler and fouler moods. I’ll be avoiding Twitter too thanks to the opportunities it provides for yet more pointless arguments over nothing with increasingly...
Outdoor Minor
[The following is some stream of consciousness brain scraping to try and make sense of some idiot hole last night. Bear with me.]
So I went out and had a quite unexpected but really enjoyable night out with a few friends last night, only marred by less than 20 minutes after arriving someone threatening to kick my head in because I’d said I was going to grab their testicles. To be fair, I...
June 2009
26 posts
The Way He Made Me Feel
In case you haven’t heard and are wondering, the new episode of Just Impolite contains no Michael Jackson jokes whatsoever and as far as I’m concerned, neither will the next one. Its hard to straddle the line between tight-lipped harridan of pop moral and being a gormless pointing idiot desperately trying to cram every half-arsed paedophilia / oxygen tank / Bubbles gag into 140...
Please Welcome Our New Awkward Kings Of Heavy... →
“Feeling inspired by the movie Anvil, we decided to post this photo of another form of a family… the band. Although Area 57 and their music are no longer with us, their awkwardness will rock on forever.”
“MTV brings animation back to the network with DJ and the Fro. It’s Beavis and...”
– MTV Press release. Weep for your buggered childhood, kids. Oh those viral shite! [Clicky]
Springwatch Here We Come →
Wake Up
If you were more concerned about the pre-recorded, non-event The Apprentice or what the Big Brother house-mates had for dinner last night, feel free to remove me from your friends lists or web readers or however you allow me to permeate your personal space.
The MPs expenses “shock” was shameful but allowing it to drag on as long as possible has led to right wing extremists getting...
Not Obsessed...
Just Impolite - Episode Two [14’37, 128kb]
Download It Here
Another 15 minute ride on the satirical washing machine as we track the life and times of Hazel Blears, hide from BBC Three, learn how newspapers are made, lose our deposit in the Skipton Euro Elections, play Sky One’s biggest new quiz, claim our dubious radio expenses, check the sales out at HMV, mourn the loss of the...
May 2009
60 posts
When's Studio B15 On Then, Mush?
Ben:
http: //news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8070911.stm NEWS! Zoe Ball looking attractive?!!?
Ultra Phil:
Tell you what, the one time I've seen her in person she was rough as fuck. Emma Forbes on sundays? Are they just going through saturday morning presenters?
Ben:
Bear in mind she already co-hosts "Im The Poof - With Alan Carr"
Ultra Phil:
Oh right.
Ben:
R2 is R1 20 years ago. Just minus anything good like MWE
Ultra Phil:
Yes, it's a good job they killed off the comedy on radio 1 because now we have... um... hang on...
Ben:
Now we have rampant homophobia and a desperate attempt to cover every niche slot on the market
Ultra Phil:
Still, at least there's no more fucking Dream Team. That was a massive blunder. Or was it "Dreem Teem"?
Ben:
SPELL MORE WRONG
Ultra Phil:
DReeeeeeeemmmmmm Teeeaeemz?
Ben:
Not enough ampersands
Ultra Phil:
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Ben:
You're hired!